DELCROIX ACADEMY THE CANDIDATES PDF

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Shelves: shittier-than-mel-gibson , we-has-it , ya , sorcery-witches-and-shit , i-threw-up-on-myself , why-me This review has been hidden because it contains spoilers. To view it, click here. The only way to enjoy this mess is by having a bleeding conjunctivitis in both eyes. This is the supreme Fuck You to those of us who are still firmly set on defending the YA genre. I would barricade myself inside myepic fantasy cabin never to come out again. I would dig a 10 feet ditch and fill it with hydrochloric acid in case some Harlequin YA failure decides to sneak inside my cabin.

Come to think of it, I may also put a huge gorilla to guard the back yard. Make that two gorillas. With rabies. No big deal there. Dancia is a poor girl who lives with her grandma in a poor neighbourhood in a poor town. She goes to a poor kids school; she probably has a poor backpack and ugly pencils and sits at a poor school desk.

She also has the gift of telekinesis. There was a extraordinary girl underneath all that disgusting poverty. She accepts a scholarship to Delcroix Academy a rich school for rich kids with expensive backpacks and shiny pencils and off she goes. Now, what does it take for Dancia to change her tune?

A hot boy. Strong heroine? However anyone can go from independent loner to co-dependent loser in one day? What would Cam say? How would Cam react? What would Cam think? Cam, I have a fork, a knife, and a steak. What do you think I should do next? Cam, how do I wipe my ass? Should I use toilet paper or take a shower?

How about I stick my ass out of the window and wait till it rains? In this case, I actually wish there was a triangle here, because a love triangle would require stupid Dancia to give her indigent friend, Jack, the time of the day. Cam and his friends the football jocks with the perfect muscles and heavy wallets make all sort of rude, deprecating comments about Jack and Dancia never, not even once stands up for him.

So, Jack. They sit together during several periods and he makes her laugh. But Jack is poor. And homeless. His vision of life is so confused and marred by his horrendous childhood, the line that divides right from wrong is nothing but a smudge to him. Jack is the only character worth giving a shit about, and I felt terrible for him during the entire book. Back to Dancia: she distances herself from him because Cam told her to.

Cam said so. Dear me, Dancia, what a blazing personality you have! The rest of the story is pretty much blah, blah, blah to the second power. Dancia keeps hating on the pretty girls just because she can; she shrugs Jack off and treats him like a pariah and, of course, she keeps on trailing after Cameron like a pathetic puppy even though she has every reason to distrust him. Nothing important, or worth mentioning happens because this book is nothing but a collection of insipid anecdotes.

Jack laid out ALL the clues for her, he warned her, he explained it again and again, slowly. He even took the time to measure the rooms to prove his point view spoiler [ some theory about Delcroix having secret chambers and corridors behind the walls, and of course, he was right hide spoiler ]. Delcroix is a square building. The ending? What ending? Sit down, and hold your breath while you wait for me to read it.

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DELCROIX ACADEMY THE CANDIDATES PDF

Regardless of the pacing of The Candidates this was a book I simply could not put down. Should I use toilet paper or take a shower? HE was the smart one. Overall, The Candidates is well written, entertaining read, with a unique twist.

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He can be soft, hard, jaded, or something completely in-between and it all works. Her friends, other popular kids, some high school drama, hardly mentionable. This first part of this book was okay, I believe i was still intrigued by how certain situations would play out, and then, the second half was just eh. On one hand, this was a breath of fresh air. When she emerges a hero in a public shootout the Watchers from Delcroix can I would give the book more stars but Delcroix Academy gives me the creeps. Jan 06, Carrie Rundhaug rated it really liked it. I just find it absolutely frustrating that characters always go for the love interest opposite of who I would choose.

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